Would You Like My Company Or…

And now today my mom’s cousin Duane is officially 50! Actually… I don’t know if today was his actual birthday, but it was his party, anyways. We went over to their place and I saw Keely’s new baby, Logan! He’s very cute, of course. Cute and squishy like babies should be!

There was this one girl there, I’d peg her around… seven maybe? Well her name was Madison and she loved Mike. Loved. And like all women, she showed this love by torturing him all afternoon. It started out small, like hitting him in the head with balloons… then she was hitting him… then kicking… then spitting. The spitting was pretty gross but the rest of it was flat-out hi-larious to watch!