Author:

Colette Rhodes

Motherhood

White Shores Are Calling

on
May 11, 2019

You and I will meet again
And you’ll be here in my arms
    Just sleeping
Pregnancy insomnia— because growing a human inside one’s body isn’t hard enough.

So I was happy to discover…

Bad Baby Names

2016 Boy Names

on
June 23, 2017

Alphabetical list of all boys names in Alberta, Canada (2016)

So last year my other friend Katie posted my name thrashings to r/BabyBumps and I was basically giddy with trepidation…

Bad Baby Names

2016 Girl Names

on
June 22, 2017

Alphabetical list of all girls names in Alberta, Canada (2016)

Welcome back, everyone! And thanks for joining me for this year’s Best of the Worst.

Ladies first as usual. I have…

Motherhood

Rough Seas

on
February 17, 2017

aka, my first ten weeks of breastfeeding
“Colette, look down.”

Three pushes from the end and I was already crying uncontrollably at the mere overwhelming thought of seeing my son for…

Opinions

Stranger Things Rant

on
August 9, 2016

This post contains major spoilers for Stranger Things. If you havn’t seen it, watch it because it’s wonderful.

I read this article a couple days ago and my brain just…