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Motherhood

White Shores Are Calling

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May 11, 2019

You and I will meet again
And you’ll be here in my arms
    Just sleeping
Pregnancy insomnia— because growing a human inside one’s body isn’t hard enough.

So…

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Bad Baby Names

2016 Boy Names

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June 23, 2017

Alphabetical list of all boys names in Alberta, Canada (2016)

So last year my other friend Katie posted my name thrashings to r/BabyBumps and I…

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Bad Baby Names

2016 Girl Names

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June 22, 2017

Alphabetical list of all girls names in Alberta, Canada (2016)

Welcome back, everyone! And thanks for joining me for this year’s Best of the Worst.

Ladies…

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Motherhood

Rough Seas

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February 17, 2017

aka, my first ten weeks of breastfeeding
“Colette, look down.”

Three pushes from the end and I was already crying uncontrollably at the mere overwhelming thought…

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Opinions

Stranger Things Rant

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August 9, 2016

This post contains major spoilers for Stranger Things. If you havn’t seen it, watch it because it’s wonderful.

I read this article a couple days…

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Bad Baby Names

2015 Boy Names

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July 8, 2016

Alphabetical list of all boy names in Alberta, Canada (2015)
Yeesh! 2015 was a hard year for Albertans and unfortunately things probably won’t improve anytime…

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Bad Baby Names

2015 Girl Names

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July 7, 2016

Alphabetical list of all girl names in Alberta, Canada (2015)
I have to say, I think we did pretty well for girl names last year all…

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Motherhood

Mother

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March 15, 2016

I don’t like rollercoasters. I remember one time at the Stampede as a kid, my mom wanted to ride a rollercoaster but my brother…

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Relationships

Ambition & Self-Discipline

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December 19, 2015

When I moved to Edmonton after getting married, it was a huge adjustment socially. Having grown up and lived in the same city my…

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Bad Baby Names

2014 Girl Names

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August 2, 2015

Alphabetical list of all girl names in Alberta, Canada (2014)
Gosh. The 2014 Girl Names are just surreal. I should apologize in advance for what you’re…

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COLETTE RHODES
EDMONTON, AB

Hey guys. I'm just some girl who enjoys life and thinks a lot. I'm a full-time wife & mom who loves gardens, coffee dates and cats, particularly my cat.

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